Star Wars Episode IV: The TextSpeak Edition – Part 2

What if the Star Wars characters had to communicate through text messages? What if George Lucas was limited to 160 characters per line?

We now present part two of Star Wars: Episode IV (The TextSpeak Edition).

For those not familiar with the acronyms, you can click on the link for a translation.

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LukeS: M2K Falcon s POS

HanS: W/E

StormTrpr2445: Stop dat ship

HanS: ChUe we GGOH. ltz go 2 lyt speed

LukeS: Ltz get goin

HanS: Traveling thru hyperspace izn lk dustn crops! w/o SMOP

we cUd fly rytthrua* or go 2 clse 2 a supernova n that’d Nd yr trip real qik, wudnt it? K w’routa hre.

LukeS: Whoo Hooo!

HanS: SU Luke

GuvTarkin: Wuzup PrincessL?

PrincessL: GuvTarkin. USTNK.

GuvTarkin: ?4U. whrs d rebel base?

PrincessL: NW.

GuvTarkin: FYN. DSTROY ALDERAAN!

PrincessL: PDS! D d rebel base iz on Dantooine.

GrandMarkin: Gud. BBQ Alderaan

PricessL: NW!

GuvTarkin: AFJ

ObiwanK: ouch

LukeS: wzup?

ObiwanK: I felt a gr8 disturbance n d 4S…as f m2K of voices SH^ @ 1s. somit awfulhs hapnd

HanS: IAG… dnt evry1 thank me @ 1s.

ObiwanK: Les prctic ur lytsabr

ChUe: Grrr!

R2D2: Beep!

C3PO: CRIT. GG R2

ChUe: Grrr!

HanS: 19. H8TTU

C3PO: u btr lose

ObiwanK: Jdi feel d 4S

LukeS: ow! This sux

HanS: WE

LukeS: u dnt bleev n d 4S?

HanS: NW

ObiwanK: SU HanS. LukeS uz d 4S

LukeS: kewl

ObiwanK: NBFAB. yr 1st step 2 da 4S

LukeS: wru?

HanS: Alderaan aint hre. Jus rocks.

ObiwanK: D empire!

HanS: NW. it w%d taK 1 K ships. >:-o a ship headd 4 dat sml m%n.

ObiwanK: dat no m%n. dats a space st8N!

LukeS: Ive a lousy feelN bout dis.

HanS: Me 2. Chue bac ^

Luke: wuz up?

HanS: traktor beam

C3PO: we r dun 4!

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What do you think? Would Star Wars have been better in SMS messages?

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