Above Image: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
(2009) – Mikaela Banes (Megan Fox),
Sam Witwicky (Shia
LaBeouf), William Lennox (Josh
Duhamel), Robert Epps (Tyrese
Gibson)
Make
your own Michael Bay
Transformers
movie with this plot generator! Making a blockbuster isn’t hard. Just
ask Michael Bay! Transformers: Age
of Extinction is
terrible, but it still made almost $600 million worldwide thanks to
Bay’s
simple formula. Now, you too can make your own multi-million dollar
blockbuster. Just fill in the forms and push the button to watch the
magic!
text += ("Michael Bay's
'Transformers 5: " +r_text[i]+ "'
");
text += ("The movie opens with a loser named " +form.input1.value+ " who is a(n) " +form.input2.value+ " but ");
text += ("dreams of becoming a(n) " +form.input3.value+ ". He finds a(n) old " +form.input4.value+ " which turns out to be a Transformer. A sign for " +form.input14.value+ " is on a billboard. ");
text += ("We cut to a close-up of a woman's " +form.input6.value+ " and meet a hot girl named " +form.input15.value+ ". ");
text += ("They go on a quest to find an ancient " +form.input5.value+ " which the Decepticons are also looking for. They plan to take over the universe. ");
text += ("
");
text += ("A(n) " +form.input11.value+ " transforms into a giant robot and starts shooting. ");
text += (" We see a 360 degree shot of a military helicopter blowing up stuff. " +form.input1.value+ " meets a funny Black guy named " +form.input8.value+ " who is an expert at something, but really dumb. ");
text += ("Low angle close-up of a woman's " +form.input13.value+ ". A(n) " +form.input9.value+ " explodes in a massive explosion as the heroes run from it. " +form.input8.value+ " makes a funny quip. ");
text += ("
");
text += ("It turns out an evil politician, named " +form.input10.value+ ", is plotting against the Autobots. ");
text += ("A " +form.input12.value+ " transforms into a giant robot and starts shooting. The heroes run from a massive explosion while enjoying " +form.input14.value+ ". ");
text += ("Optimus dies and " +form.input8.value+ " makes a funny quip. A " +form.input7.value+ " transforms into a giant robot and starts shooting. The giant robots fight and shoot at each other in slow motion. ");
text += ("Optimus comes back to life against a sunset in slow motion. " +form.input1.value+ " uses the " +form.input5.value+ " to destroy Megatron. ");
text += ("
");
text += (" " +form.input8.value+ " makes a funny quip while a truck with an ad for " +form.input14.value+ " passes in the background. " +form.input1.value+ " becomes a(n) " +form.input3.value+ " and kisses " +form.input15.value+ " against the sunset. Optimus Prime gives a rousing speech to no one. ");
text += ("
Fade to Black...");
msgWindow=window.open("","displayWindow","toolbar=no,width=550,height=550,directories=no,status=no,scrollbars=yes,resize=no,menubar=no")
msgWindow.document.write(text)
msgWindow.document.close()
}
}
// End -->
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Michael Bay Transformers
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<span class="dsq-postid" data-dsqidentifier="34730 ">8 Comments
He's certainly found that formula to appealing to 14-year-old boys everywhere.
At least I know I'll get a close-up of a woman's butt. That's important.
I wonder how many more times Michael Bay will be entering info and hitting the button?
So, I could only change the name and the product? lol Too funny. I confess, I couldn't even watch the 1st. But I'm not the demographic for this type of movie.
It's apparently the target market Pat.
It's a guarantee Alex. I just hope Betty White doesn't star in the next one.
LOL I'm sure Bay's been here at least twice. He's planning a new trilogy.
butt's are okay, they just must be… full frame.