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    5 Hilarious STAR WARS Toys That Don’t Exist But Should

    Nigel G MitchellBy Nigel G MitchellJanuary 17, 2014Updated:May 16, 202313 Comments1 Min Read
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    Star Wars is known for producing action figures for every character that ever appeared in any franchise media. The desire for completism has produced some pretty hilarious results, including an action figure for the six-breasted Jabba the Hutt dancer and the Jedi librarian. Some Internet wags have created their own versions of some significantly missed toys. Here are some oversights that Hasbro should really rush into production.

    5. Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru Charred Corpses

    UPDATE: Turns out these really do exist!

    4. Smouldering Moisture Farm

    3. Destroyed Alderaan

    2. Dead Ewok



    1. The Force

    What other Star Wars characters should have their own toys?

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    <span class="dsq-postid" data-dsqidentifier="36148 ">13 Comments

    1. Pat Dilloway on January 17, 2014 1:09 am

      On Mashable the other day they showed an exclusive toy for some convention: Jar Jar in carbonite! That almost gratifies every Jar Jar hater's fondest wish.

    2. Alex J. Cavanaugh on January 17, 2014 1:16 am

      The horror fan in me would've loved the first ones.

    3. Rusty Carl on January 17, 2014 2:01 am

      Those are amazing! I'm not sure I can pick a fav.

    4. Nigel Mitchell on January 17, 2014 4:17 am

      I almost put that in until I found out it was real

    5. MedeiaSharif on January 17, 2014 9:14 am

      Wow, so cool. Ha ha.

    6. Tony Laplume on January 17, 2014 3:36 pm

      You're missing Pancaked Dak.

    7. DAVID WALSTON on January 17, 2014 6:05 pm

      The Force! You get what you pay for.
      Is Kenner involved in making these?

    8. Gary Philip Pennick on January 18, 2014 1:45 am

      I'm liking how your mind works. This worries me 🙂 May the farce be with you.

      Gary

    9. Sci-Fi Gene on January 20, 2014 2:34 pm

      You had me in fits with The Force 😉

      Now how about a Star Wars themed paternity testing kit?

    10. DidntPullOutInTimeCop on February 11, 2014 8:16 pm

      How about those two Stormtroopers that get knocked out on the Millennium Falcon and lose their armor?

      Empire Undies?

    11. SebastianBK on December 17, 2014 7:28 pm

      This actually exists and this guy makes them.

      https://www.facebook.com/pages/TD-5491-Phenix-Customs/309325809202959

    12. SebastianBK on December 17, 2014 8:18 pm

      No just this guy
      https://www.facebook.com/pages/TD-5491-Phenix-Customs/309325809202959

    13. Nigel Mitchell on June 4, 2015 3:55 pm

      Thanks! Updated!

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